The New War
I just posted an article on freedom of speech and I head over to Drudge to take a look at the headlines and guess what I’m greeted with? The state of California just banned Trans fats! The state of California has nothing else to deal with I guess? All their problem are fixed and there are no other issues right? It’s no like California has almost 40 billion dollars of debt, or have an estimated 14 billion dollar budget shortfall for FY09. Nope, Cali is in great shape, such good shape that they have decided that the free market place doesn’t work and and that a more socialistic method of dealing with things should be taken.
So the world is now saved! California war on trans fats has saved you from killing yourself. You should be thankful that your freedom of choice in California is now limited like it is in New York and those liberals are looking out for your best interests.
Hell, if they weren’t telling you want to eat you might do something truly terrible and eat something that may kill you in 50 years. Thank god that choice is now gone and you can go about your life living the way the liberals and government tell you do. Speaking of that, make sure you check with them before reading this and any other form of free speech, we know how much they love that and I’m sure it too will end up being bad for your health.
I feel so much safer now. The trans fats are gone and we will have no more issues, right? Instead of tackling the hard issues and fixing their state the politicians in California fixed something that didn’t need fixing. Look, in the free market people are free to make the choice for themselves. People who care will get food that is healthy for them and eat well and some will just go grab a burger. That is their god damn right!
But I bet you don’t realize that this is the start of socialized medicine. You see you can’t have a bunch of fat unhealthy people in a country with socialized medicine, because they cost too much. That’s right, if your fat or a smoker your shit outta luck with socialized medicine.
Can I get three cheers for government? They have saved us from boradom while barbarians wait at the gates, our system works! No longer will we have right to make choices for ourselves and eventually all the fat people and smokers will be dead, beacuse they won’t be suppored by our wonderful healthcare.